Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Gus' Go Machine attraction, May 23, 1973, 11:85 a.m.
Gus' Go Machine
May 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all ages.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The glow of Gus' Go Machine can be spotted from as far away as the Midwest.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the last room.
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