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At right: The Griffith Park's Faux Coaster dark ride, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Griffith Park's Faux Coaster
August 20, 1960
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this dark ride in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 45".
- Dark ride may be too startling for wimps.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In a tiny space at the bottom of the Griffith Park's Faux Coaster, there is a handball video game for V.I.P.s.
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