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Above: An obvious view of Griffith Park's Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in tarps
Griffith Park's Faux Coaster
August 31, 1969
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all shapes.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may gallop if you don't let them.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- Thor was on hand to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
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