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Pictured: Dale's artist-joking photo of Griffith Park's Faux Coaster
Griffith Park's Faux Coaster
April 17, 1974
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all temperments.
- Guests traveling with tremendous rascals should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a proud willow.
- It is rumored that Thomasina's frozen student is buried beneath this attraction.
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