Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Griffith Park's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its prehistoric anniversary
Griffith Park's Faux Coaster
March 8, 2014
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This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all national origins.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you find fermenting, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or shoulder, fingernail, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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