Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Goofy's Yield Coaster attraction, happily depressing in the morning sunlight
Goofy's Yield Coaster
December 1, 1967
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all languages.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic, spinal, ribcage, or neck problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
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