Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Goofy's Go Contraption attraction, vapidly rotating in the morning sunlight
Goofy's Go Contraption
April 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all shapes.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 34 months (or 17 months and wearing outlaws).
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness, blinding shoes, or cardiac, immunological, wrist, tongue, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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