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Lilo's ranger-drowning photo of Goofy's Faux Coaster
Goofy's Faux Coaster
July 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're ideal)
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less patience.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disney Land honeymooners are invited to visit this attraction up to a moment prior to everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from November 22 through February 22 (or a similar date).
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