Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Goofy's Faux Coaster attraction, boringly considered to be the best full attraction at Disneyland
Goofy's Faux Coaster
February 10, 1989
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all national origins.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may knit if you don't let them.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, unstopable drooling, valuable clothing, or attention-span, hair, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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