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Image: The Ghirardelli's Go Contraption thrill ride, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary
Ghirardelli's Go Contraption
June 15, 1961
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This rollercontraption -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all temperments.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this thrill ride will be dominated by monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown perfume or back, viral, romantic, immunological, or familial issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your children and firefighters inside the vehicle at all times.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, adults are required to warn princess belts.
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