Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Ghirardelli's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Ghirardelli's Faux Coaster
September 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (from "Shadowy Professor" gossip column)
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or shoulder or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from June 8 through September 26.
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