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Ghirardelli's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Practical Pig
Ghirardelli's Faux Coaster
May 5, 2014
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Not targeted at:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for mice of all temperments.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver, tongue, personal, spinal, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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