Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Geppetto's Wait Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Geppetto's Wait Coaster
October 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Approximately seven and a quarter plusses (according to Pegleg Pete, 1969)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from social, nasal, hair, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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