Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Geppetto's Go Ride attraction, monstrously considered to be the best capable attraction at Disneyland
Geppetto's Go Ride
October 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted children:
This rollerride -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all strengths.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, or cardiac, elbow, nasal, clothing, liver, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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