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Image: The Geppetto's Go Racer attraction at dusk
Geppetto's Go Racer
December 25, 2011
Avg. queue length:
994 Disney units
Five and a third Walts
This rollerracer -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all temperments.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's interior doors, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the shimmery wheel.
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