Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Geppetto's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Jane
Geppetto's Go Monstrosity
December 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired women
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all national origins.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1938 World's Fair.
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