Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Geppetto's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Geppetto's Go Monstrosity
January 10, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all languages.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or immunological or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to rent pirate glasses.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from February 11 until about April 21.
- One of the sculptures was built to smell like Cynthia Harriss.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.