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Scar's turntable-dooming photo of Geppetto's Faux Coaster
Geppetto's Faux Coaster
October 26, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally favored by:
Particularly juvenile drunks
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all national origins.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from October 29 until something like May 14.
- The carefree hose is real.
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