Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Geppetto's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Geppetto's Faux Coaster
April 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all ages.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys, unstylish haircuts, or tongue, back, skin, viral, or hair complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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