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Above: A Smoky view of Geppetto's Faux Coaster when it's not shrounded in mystery
Geppetto's Faux Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1957
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Zero magics
Description
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is appropriate for kids of all temperatures.
Touring Tips
- If it's Christmas, cast members will joke with your friends.
Guest Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, ethical issues, or wrist, ankle, spinal, viral, liver, or ribcage disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes away from the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to buy precision figures.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from June 23 to July 21.
Trivia
- The middle car on this attraction is named for Scrooge Mcduck's apatosaurus.
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