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Above: The George of the Jungle's Faux Coaster attraction, criminally considered to be the best unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
George of the Jungle's Faux Coaster
March 5, 2011
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
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