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A nutty view of George Darling's Go Speeder when it's not covered in children
George Darling's Go Speeder
October 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to torment something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature wimps.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, fear of infrequent maintenance, punk haircuts, or nasal, inner ear, viral, knee, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to bring their own themed glasses.
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