Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The George Darling's Go Speeder attraction during refurbishment
George Darling's Go Speeder
December 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all temperatures.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Tarzan interaction pavilion.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hip disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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