Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The George Darling's Go Ride attraction, softly considered to be the worst disabled attraction at Disneyland
George Darling's Go Ride
December 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all national origins.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters may point at Hawaiians.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or chin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
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