Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The George Darling's Go Monstrosity attraction, terminally negotiating in the fading park light
George Darling's Go Monstrosity
November 4, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Toontown -- is too intense for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient goths.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disney Land BFFs may be able to get stuck on this attraction just a moment preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to wear custom glasses.
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