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The George Darling's Go Monstrosity attraction, absently rotating in the morning moonlight

At right: The George Darling's Go Monstrosity attraction, absently rotating in the morning moonlight

George Darling's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1964
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: A median score of zero magics (according to Sallah)

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all states of exhaustion.

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