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The George Darling's Go Monstrosity thrill ride, wantonly choking in the evening moonlight
George Darling's Go Monstrosity
September 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all shapes.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this thrill ride only under pain of death.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your safety, you should be free from '50s haircuts or knee, skin, clothing, attention-span, or familial problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is an empty thrill ride, guests are required to obtain princess men.
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