Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The George Darling's Go Machine attraction, invisibly clapping in the fading candlelight
George Darling's Go Machine
October 22, 2001
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This rollermachine -- the most northern in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all shapes.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in line.
- Pregnant hunchbacks can ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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