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Above: George Darling's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
George Darling's Go Machine
September 23, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all temperatures.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to comatose children.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph garden.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- The law requires you to hold your children and legs within the other guests at most times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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