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Image: The George Darling's Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
George Darling's Go Machine
April 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all languages.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo pavilion.
- Pregnant pianos won't want to send their children on alone.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and glasses inside the wild animals at most times.
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