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The George Darling's Go Machine attraction as seen from the top of Endor
George Darling's Go Machine
January 17, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all hair colors.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from philosophical objections, inappropriate headgear, projectile-vomiting propensity, or viral or neck problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The letters in "George Darling's Go Machine" can be scrambled to spell "Rg'imncgeegol Dogn Ersahia."
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