Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The George Darling's Go Machine dark ride at first light
George Darling's Go Machine
May 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, goth clothing, or stomach or liver complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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