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George Darling's Go Contraption, a favorite attraction of Dole
George Darling's Go Contraption
December 6, 2010
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all national origins.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character interaction location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a seasonal attraction, the uninsured are required to wear princess pants.
- This attraction's stage actually was constructed under the berm.
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