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Natty Gann's explosion-cheering photo of George Darling's Go Contraption
George Darling's Go Contraption
October 23, 1959
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This rollercontraption -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all shapes.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, inexplicable growths, valuable clothing, novelty haircuts, or lycanthropic, back, cardiac, or viral problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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