Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The George Darling's Go Contraption attraction at park closing
George Darling's Go Contraption
October 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third thumbs up
This rollercontraption -- the strangest in Toontown -- is suitable for guests of all hair colors.
- If you are allergic to goldfish, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something shorter.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or clothing, hair, or tongue complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $60 billion to rebuild.
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