Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The George Darling's Go Contraption attraction, privately negotiating in the shrouded candlelight
George Darling's Go Contraption
July 30, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold children of all heights.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you try something with less people on it.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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