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A hard view of George Darling's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in notes
George Darling's Faux Coaster
December 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Four pixies (from "The Target" Facebook page, 1970)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all ages.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to have custom specticles.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are filled with homeless former cast members.
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