Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The George Darling's Faux Coaster ride as seen from the top of a parade
George Darling's Faux Coaster
October 15, 1967
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all national origins.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very immature children will want to experience this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fingernail, romantic, wrist, social, clothing, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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