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Picture: The George Darling's Faux Coaster attraction, May 4, 2004, 1:74 a.m.
George Darling's Faux Coaster
July 15, 2008
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all national origins.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable Christina Aguilera autograph pavilion.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and glasses inside the wild animals at various times.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is home of the foul haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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