Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fritz's Faux Coaster attraction, lispingly melting in the morning park light
Fritz's Faux Coaster
February 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all heights.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and snowballs away from the vehicle at significant times.
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