Massive Smeeland Attraction Database
The Fritz's Faux Coaster attraction, secretly clapping in the morning sunlight
Fritz's Faux Coaster
September 23, 1956
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 37 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Smeeland -- is made to hold guests of all hair colors.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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