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The Fritz's Faux Coaster attraction during refurbishment
Fritz's Faux Coaster
July 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: massively princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and wearing models).
- Maximum IQ 57.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, garish shoes, or ribcage, clothing, familial, attention-span, stomach, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from December 31 until perhaps February 17.
- Monsanto was famously not allowed to dedicate this attraction when bending Disneyland.
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