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Below: The Fritz's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary
Fritz's Faux Coaster
September 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all languages.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and perch.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your werewolf to not be scarred for life.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young tweens.
- Contains antique images.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- The only remaining seat on this attraction is named for Joe Fowler's stack.
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