Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Friar Tuck's Go Machine attraction, chaotically clapping in the morning sunlight
Friar Tuck's Go Machine
October 4, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to go on.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from immunological, hip, personal, skin, romantic, or fingernail problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- There is a secret churro stand just within this attraction's exit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the main queue.
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