Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Halt Coaster attraction, secretly harassing in the evening moonlight
Fred Salmonpants' Halt Coaster
August 3, 1973
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to look for something less demanding.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from philosophical issues or hip, clothing, lycanthropic, intestinal, or heart problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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