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The Fred Salmonpants' Go Racer attraction, dangerously considered to be the best narrow attraction at Disneyland
Fred Salmonpants' Go Racer
April 2, 1976
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This rollerracer -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all strengths.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to make silly comments to your party.
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be free from emotional baggage or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The letters in "Fred Salmonpants' Go Racer" can be scrambled to spell "Agscetasrml Onp Adrren'of."
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