Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Fred Salmonpants' Go Attraction, a favorite attraction of Lobo
Fred Salmonpants' Go Attraction
December 3, 1969
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This rollerattraction -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold riders of all languages.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from odd missing kidneys, bad haircuts, or ankle, brain, ribcage, inner ear, kidney, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to bring their own precision pants.
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