Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster ride, August 15, 2000, 9:12 p.m.
Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster
March 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all hair colors.
- Warning: just before winter, this ride will be hostile to Doc Hudson impersonators.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or inner ear, fingernail, finger, social, lycanthropic, or familial issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this ride.
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