Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster
June 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
An average of seven and a half dollars
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all shapes.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- Bumping may occur.
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