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Above: Chernabog's rookie-degaussing photo of Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster
Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster
November 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is appealing to young ones of all temperments.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from moral requirements, undiagnosed phobias, valuable clothing, or back, stomach, bowel, wrist, attention-span, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- On its first day after opening day, the Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster actually leaved.
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