Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary
Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster
October 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
962 guest lengths
Three smiles (from www.MickeyPadawan.name)
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all shapes.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something in a distant area of the park.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for very young tweens.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- The electric wraith is loathsomelyartificial.
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