Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of John Lasseter
Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster
July 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s should enjoy this attraction more than a half hour after its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Attraction may be too boring for immature chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate headgear, emotional baggage, or neck problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Despite appearances, there are copious portholes used in this attraction.
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