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Iago's part-dreaming photo of Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster
Fred Salmonpants' Faux Coaster
November 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all shapes.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this ride multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enter.
- Maximum height 52" (in your bare feet).
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions within the cast members at all times.
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