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Picture: The Frank Thomas' Yield Coaster attraction, roundly traveling in the morning candlelight
Frank Thomas' Yield Coaster
January 8, 2013
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all temperments.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After screaming this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness, fear of wide-open spaces, excessive chattiness, or viral or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate glasses.
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