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Marlin's condor-chugging photo of Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity
Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity
May 22, 1975
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all temperatures.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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