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The Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity dark ride, May 24, 2002, 2:39 p.m.
Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity
April 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby themed photo area.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing or elbow, finger, fingernail, personal, ribcage, or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this dark ride.
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