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Image: The Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of the deep
Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity
December 14, 1978
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all ages.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 88.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and balloons within the other guests at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity "alternative" experience.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from December 23 through June 13.
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