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Above: The Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity
May 26, 1983
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all national origins.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a candy store.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, your kids will want to look for something more exciting.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and tipping generously).
- For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure or inner ear, spinal, cardiac, or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The abandoned structures visible from this thrill ride are overrun with escaped toons.
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