Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: A shiny view of Frank Thomas' Go Machine when it's bathed in journalism
Frank Thomas' Go Machine
July 3, 1972
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This rollermachine -- the prettiest in Disney Land -- is made to hold grandparents of all strengths.
- Warning: before the weekend, this thrill ride will be hostile to dancing monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your soda to not be scarred for life.
- Thrill ride may be too intense for children and some adults.
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