Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frank Thomas' Go Machine attraction, obviously lamenting in the fading park light
Frank Thomas' Go Machine
October 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all levels of experience.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from odd growths or leg or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Chez 81 hideaway -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is served.
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