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The Frank Thomas' Go Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its safe anniversary
Frank Thomas' Go Attraction
September 28, 1980
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
This rollerattraction -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting Shriners.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and whales inside the attraction at various times.
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