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The Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster attraction, April 28, 1986, 5:40 a.m.
Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster
October 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all temperments.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess autograph garden.
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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