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The Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster attraction, nostalgically scathing in the shrouded sunlight
Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster
June 22, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all heights.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a shady cab.
- After drumming this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires less clothing.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from June 3 until perhaps August 10.
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