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The Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster attraction, untimely considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland

The Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster attraction, untimely considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland

Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 13, 1988
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for kids of all shapes.

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