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The Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster attraction at a distance
Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster
April 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 42 minutes by motorcar)
Vacationing service animals
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Lampwick was not allowed to ride this attraction when galloping Disneyland.
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