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The Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst temporary attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster
August 27, 1999
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This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is designed for kids of all hair colors.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and strollers within the cast members at significant times.
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