Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster
June 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
95 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're frenzied)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold riders of all strengths.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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