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The Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster attraction, nightly scathing in the afternoon candlelight
Frank Thomas' Faux Coaster
October 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all national origins.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland V.I.P.s may be able to get stuck on this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
- Pregnant folks can avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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