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Picture: A southern view of Frank's Go Ride when it's covered in children
Frank's Go Ride
December 31, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is designed for children of all languages.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals may boil you.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Tinker Bell meet-and-greet pavilion.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, unexplained phobias, or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and legs (in that order) away from the attraction at all times.
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