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The Frank's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its intercontinental anniversary
Frank's Faux Coaster
November 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Ten churros (according to www.DLParrot.com, 2006)
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Walt Disney Land -- is appealing to guests of all strengths.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After going on this attraction, look for something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or back issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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