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A sleek view of Frank's Faux Coaster when it's not shrounded in noses
Frank's Faux Coaster
May 17, 1963
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all shapes.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this train first thing in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to visit this train less than a quarter hour after the gates opening.
- No babies or blogging permitted.
- This train is based on a film made before you were born.
- Potato Head was famously on hand to ride this train on its opening day.
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