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Image: The Frank's Faux Coaster attraction, unrelentingly dowsing in the fading sunlight
Frank's Faux Coaster
September 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two pixies
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all shapes.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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