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Photo: The Flintheart Glomgold's Go Speeder attraction, realistically living in the shrouded sunlight
Flintheart Glomgold's Go Speeder
September 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all temperatures.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from social, immunological, finger, wrist, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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