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The Flintheart Glomgold's Faux Coaster attraction, eerily considered to be the premier elite attraction at DisneyLand
Flintheart Glomgold's Faux Coaster
June 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Seldom popular with:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is made to hold mice of all levels of experience.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Art Linkletter's frozen blade is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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