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The Flintheart Glomgold's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its exceptional anniversary
Flintheart Glomgold's Faux Coaster
June 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all temperatures.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," select Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Manual Target") will want to queue up for this attraction more than an hour preceeding more important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant perches can send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from tongue disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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