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A black view of Flintheart Glomgold's Faux Coaster when it's not shrounded in darkness

A black view of Flintheart Glomgold's Faux Coaster when it's not shrounded in darkness

Flintheart Glomgold's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: March 28, 2004
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Designed for: Drunks

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all heights.

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