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Figment's Go Ride, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann
Figment's Go Ride
April 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction tikis (by "Black Tourist" blog)
This rollerride -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33 angstroms.
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- Explosions may be too startling for adults.
- Contains imported effects.
- Chicken Little was on hand to dedicate this attraction on his first visit to Toronto.
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