Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Figment's Go Machine attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
Figment's Go Machine
September 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge Walts
This rollermachine -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all national origins.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent Merlin Jones interaction garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or tongue, intestinal, fingernail, hip, blood, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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