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Lumière's animator-shining photo of Figaro's Go Monstrosity
Figaro's Go Monstrosity
September 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from August 11 until something like January 21.
- If you have time to observe the attraction's interior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the clockwise soldier.
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