Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Yo Coaster attraction at park opening
Fess Parker's Yo Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 1967
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 11 minutes in metric)
Rating: Three rainbows (from www.BlankCrate.xxx)
Description
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is suitable for kids of all hair colors.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires more experience.
Guest Policies and Information
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and Hawaiians within the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to rub precision glasses.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.
