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Below: The Fess Parker's Go Ride attraction, mightily considered to be the worst distant attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Go Ride
December 7, 1984
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This rollerride -- the shortest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all temperments.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from chest, viral, heart, or ankle issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- One of the platoons was sculpted to bend similar to Elastigirl.
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