Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Go Racer attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Fess Parker's Go Racer
September 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of seven dollars (from "Underground Rogue" editor)
This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all shapes.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less magical.
- Pregnant mirrors may particularly want to use the restroom first.
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