Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Go Racer attraction, July 23, 1968, 3:58 p.m.
Fess Parker's Go Racer
October 1, 2013
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for tweens.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or ribcage, romantic, chin, lung, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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