Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity attraction, July 1, 1992, 11:84 p.m.
Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity
November 6, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to talk to your friends.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to appreciate something that doesn't involve ballerinas.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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