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The Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity train as seen from the top of Oz
Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity
November 9, 1979
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This rollermonstrosity -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during your birthday, this train will be dominated by hair bands.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or viral issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this train may smell funny.
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