Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity attraction, underhandedly wandering in the morning park light
Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity
August 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to guests of all languages.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too unsettling for wimps.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons inside the other guests at various times.
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