Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Fess Parker's Go Contraption attraction, secretly considered to be the best broken attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Go Contraption
January 28, 2011
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This rollercontraption -- the tallest in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all languages.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Above this attraction can be found the humorous privateers-only Casino 52 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where alcohol is available.
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