Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its colorful anniversary
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
November 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all temperments.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to queue for this attraction alone.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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