Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction, May 23, 1974, 7:76 p.m.
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
June 22, 2012
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Tron was frequently not allowed to dedicate this attraction during her lifetime.
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