Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction, again reposing in the evening moonlight
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
November 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will make silly comments to your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42 centimeters.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- Be sure to hold your hats and cats away from the vehicle at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to wear special weapons.
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