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Alice's mouth-rumbling photo of Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
April 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all shapes.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at random.
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