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Above: The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction during refurbishment
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
December 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Operator must be at least 67" tall.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, overdone perfume, or bowel or attention-span issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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