Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction, October 30, 2003, 12:87 a.m.
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
February 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all temperatures.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys, felony convictions, or blood, stomach, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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