Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its wet anniversary
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
December 22, 1966
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all heights.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enjoy this .
- Must be at least 41" tall and 21 years old to ride the horse.
- Special effects may be too frightening for adults.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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