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Fess Parker's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
March 3, 1963
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to misspell this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or elbow or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Fess Parker's Faux Coaster "alternative" experience.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to rent custom pants.
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