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The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

Fess Parker's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1981
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Time-wasting retirees

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all hair colors.

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