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An ancient view of Fess Parker's Faux Coaster when it's not bathed in children
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
July 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is made to hold fraidycats of all national origins.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a portentous game.
- For your benefit, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or inner ear, attention-span, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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