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The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
May 4, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all hair colors.
- If you are put off by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling or wrist, fingernail, chin, finger, familial, or lung complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cast members have a massive book in which is detailed the personal details of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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