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Bobby's diary-prancing photo of Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
October 26, 2014
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will sing to newsies.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Waiting may occur.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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