Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction, August 20, 2005, 5:48 p.m.
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
January 24, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something with a different ambiance.
- The comment about automobiles is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the last room.
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