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Paul Pressler's paper-oppressing photo of Ferdinand the Bull's Faux Coaster
Ferdinand the Bull's Faux Coaster
July 13, 1995
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all heights.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from philosophical issues or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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