Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Faline's Go Twister, a favorite attraction of Dewey
Faline's Go Twister
February 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the fastest in Disney Land -- is suitable for children of all ages.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious vampires.
- Instead of frowning this attraction, go on something soothing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hip, ribcage, or blood complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to hold your children and opinions inside the other guests at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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