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The Faline's Go Monstrosity attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst deep attraction at Disney Land
Faline's Go Monstrosity
December 23, 2010
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disney Land -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all ages.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive reprobates.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and pathetic).
- Must be at least 29" tall and 28 years old to ride with the pilot.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or hip issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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