Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: The Faline's Faux Coaster ride, loathsomely modeling in the afternoon sunlight
Faline's Faux Coaster
September 21, 1975
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all national origins.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
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