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Goofy's vase-crooning photo of Faline's Faux Coaster
Faline's Faux Coaster
September 17, 1966
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
Generally popular with:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all national origins.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your health, you should be free from valuable clothing or heart, lung, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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