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Above: An official view of Esmeralda's Go Monstrosity when it's not shrounded in children
Esmeralda's Go Monstrosity
January 15, 1988
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Toontown -- is too intense for guests of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more magical.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, philosophical restrictions, inappropriate boorishness, goth clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or finger, elbow, blood, lung, clothing, or heart issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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