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Above: The Esmeralda's Go Monstrosity attraction, obviously considered to be the worst wrong attraction at Disneyland
Esmeralda's Go Monstrosity
November 5, 1973
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable Potato Head interaction place.
- Minimum height 28".
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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