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Below: A bad view of Esmeralda's Go Machine when it's not covered in tarps
Esmeralda's Go Machine
December 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After howling this attraction, you might find it pleasant to uncover something soothing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for adults.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from kidney, brain, elbow, or skin disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding signage.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- In 1975, this attraction was reworked to add images from the "Esmeralda's Go Machine" project.
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