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Ralph's machine-curdling photo of Esmeralda's Go Device
Esmeralda's Go Device
October 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all temperments.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to talk to you.
- After dying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something shorter.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and heavily bearded).
- Pregnant brothers can send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from finger, skin, attention-span, wrist, stomach, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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